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How to respond when your teenager asks you to Host an Underage Drinking Party:

Speech bubble: I'd love to! I'm not doing anything for the next few months, so I'm free to go to jail.

Speech bubble: Great idea!  I've always wanted to have my name and picture plastered all over the news.

Speech bubble: Sure!  I've got an extra $10,000 lying around, and I'd love to give it to a lawyer.

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